Heard Weekdays at 7:30 a.m. (central) on
100.3 The Edge
114 Foot Fall
7 Year Old Driver
911 Cat
Alseep Drive Thru
Ain't No Bank
Anus Cell Phones
Argument Argument
Ass Art
ATM Theft
Balloon Animal
Bathroom Caper
Bearded Santas
Bed Falls During Sex
Beer Spaghetti
Bite Off Finger
Blind Driving
Blood Alcohol
Blowing Up Mailbox
Boat Thieves
Born In Pants
Boy Wears Skirt
Breast Examiner
Breast Feeding
Breast Mountains
Breasts Wanted
Bribing Teacher
Burn The Library
Cats & Dogs
Change Of Address
Chaser In Underwear
Chicken Cage Protest
Coach Wrong Bed
Coke Is Ours
Coke Sale
Coke Tummy
Copy Replacement
Dads Drunk Drive
Dangerous TV
Dead On Train
Deer In Trunk
Demons Witch Doctor
Desk Vehicle
Die Pack
Disney Riot
Drive In
Driving With No Arms
Drove Thru House
Drunk Break-Ins
Drunk Bus Driver
Drunk DUI Instructor
Drunk On Tree Limb
DUI on Horse
Dumb Bank Robber
Elevator Fire
Email Carefully
Expensive Whiskey
Fat Cat
Fell Through Floor Sex
Festive Hair
Find Me
Fireworks In Trailer
Fishing Crooks
Flagpole Shopping Cart
Forklift Fight
Free From Jail
Frog In Salad
Furniture Thieves
Glued To Toilet
Glue In Dog
Granny And The Sword
Gravesite Beanies
Grenade Play
Grenade Up Ass
Gun At Dealership
Hamster Stunt
Hates Her Dildo
Helmet Pee
Hicks Spics
Hitler Sugar
Hospital Drugs
Hot Horny Girls
House Trashed
Im Not Dead
Internet Thief
Invisible Guy
Kid Repellant
KKK Snowman
Krispy Kreme Vomit Run
Left on Roadside
Leg Thrower
Lost In Germany
Lost Money
Magic Cheese
Man In Dress On Bike
Marry A Goat
Mayor Noose
Meat Caper
Meat Thermometer
MomLetsSonGrowPot
Moo Moo Dachsund
Mouse In House
Mower Intoxication
Mystic Dwarfs
Naked Ambassador
Naked Guy In Median
Naked With Condom
Named Saddam
Nervous Chickens
No Doritos
No Electricity For You
No Money
Not Quite Disabled
No Tractor Ride
Nude In Drive Thru
Nun Terrorists
Nutball And Sword
Oops The Mike's On
Orange Snow
Pants Fall On Shoplifter
Peeing On Register
Peep Jousting
Permanent Erection
Pink Jails
Planet Alignment
Pop Tart Fiasco
Possum in Car
Pot Arrival
Public Sex
Punched By Mental
Robber Forgot Bag
Robbers Wait
Running Record
Saved By the Team
Senior Sex Discount
Sentenced To Mass
Sex For Pain Killers
Shooting RC
Shot In Hand
Shot In Nuts
Ski Gondola
Sleep Driving
Smoking Dachsund
Snake Kissing
Snow Man Penis
Snow Prints
Squeeze My Hand
Stash In Coffee Cup
Stolen Cat Ashes
Stolen Posted Goods
Stolen Stuff
Stuck in Drain
Stuffed In ATM
Stupid Car Tricks
Subway Nudity
Surfing Moose
Teen Burns House
Text Divorce
Thief Loses Phone
Thieves Hail Taxi
Toilet Anthem
Toilet Phone
Tomato Gun
Toothpaste Thief
Tranny Johns
Tree House
Tube Socks
TV Theft
Urine In Coffee
Virtual Crucifixion
Wanna Beer
Wasnt Triple A
Water logged Apt.
Water Tower
Waving Genitals
What Robbery
Where Am I
World Cup TVs
X Fortune Cookies
Xmas Holiday Weed
The Big Ass Menu
